THIS IS (^:BULLSHIT.
carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling turntechGodhead [TG]
TG: karkat what the fuck is that
TG: youre creeping me out
TG: come on man i prefer bros puppets to this
TG: karkat nO
TG: STOP THAT
TG: I SWEAR TO GOD PLEASE STOP!!!
turntechGodhead [TG] blocked carcinoGeneticist [CG]
CG: OH COME ON.
Silver Linings - Chapter 3 [PREVIEW]
i’ve been working on this for much longer than chapter 2 and i have less, what the FUCK
The morning meeting had barely started when Monobear appeared in the middle of the cafeteria. Many recoiled at the sight of him, fearing whatever horrible news he was sure to bring. What he said defied everyone’s expectations.
i never knew yosh wrote such good fic :^)
if i do say so myself i am da crew’s resident writer
Cancerkat Minus Karkat
There is something to be said about the similarities between Komaeda and some fanfic versions of Karkat. [That something is spoilers by the way, you have been warned.]
holy shit what is wrong with microsoft word, all the tabs actually show up
i’m using pages next time
but due to spoils the actual fic is entirely under the cut
Will The Real Dirk Strider Please Stand Up
Having nobody around and nothing to do, Dirk always has time to think.
Your name is Dirk Strider and you are just a guy in an apartment in the middle of the ocean. It’s a lonely existence, and maybe that’s why there’s so many of you. There’s your dreamself in Derse, your auto-responder, the robot you sent Jake, and you. Compared to them, you’re really nothing special at all. You may be the original Dirk — maybe, you have no clue when your dreamself started existing — but you don’t know if you’re the real Dirk or not.
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS [kirigami / kirigishi]
There was something definitely wrong, Ishimaru realized as he walked through the halls.
Silence. That was the problem — school had finished a few minutes ago, and yet nobody was there. Nobody could be seen or heard. Normally, Ishimaru wouldn’t think it was a problem at all, since he felt loitering was a problem. The fact that they were at a boarding school, meaning there would be no rule against loitering since they lived there, never crossed his mind. However, he still found it strange and a little disconcerting that everybody had suddenly left, and so soon after school had ended.
GIVE ME THE ISHIMONEY [yosh’s talentswap thing]
im pretty sure i could write more here but this first section is fine on its own
i’m going to do the thing
write…more ishimaeda smut
new super mario bros wii u 2 epic adventure: the epic adventure [SMB]
this was supposed to be a parody fic about mario. basically, everyone knows that they’re in a game except for mario and luigi. they figure it out from bowser and then decide they’re going to kill the nintendo developers because they’re just that pissed off.
there was going to be a luaisy romance arc that derails the entire story and drags on for so long that dirk strider appeared to move the plot forward. yeah, i hate luaisy and think dirk is cool, can you tell?
i actually went back and made the limeblood powers less lame a long time ago, it used to be memory erasure